The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.

A situation where a man is spooning a woman, and suddenly has an erection, in effect poking her in her rear. This is more common in the morning hours and is usually involuntary: essentially popping morning wood while spooning.

It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long.

Instead of slapping your partner's ass in bed, you use a wooden spoon and ask him/her why they drank your sake.

The act of hitting a girl's pussy with a wooden spoon to make it highly sensitve

The act of spooning but with a boner. Usually done by two people who are friends/lovers.

Wooden spoons is a prank that is purported to be a challenge in which two contestants take turns hitting each other on the back of the head with a wooden spoon in their mouth. In actually, the contest is a prank because usually a third person (who is in on the prank) is hitting the victim in the back of the head with a spoon.