The condition of having one's penis in a state of chaffing or sever burning from too much self-love without enough lubrication, or a dry hand job, or any other action that would result in such a tragic effect.
"No man, I gotta give little Jimmy a rest downstairs. I have mad wood burn after messing around with that chick last night."
"Damn."
"Damn."
by DJ Al December 19, 2007
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Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
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by Disloged Rectal Lining April 05, 2010
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The burning sensation on the penis, caused from a bad handjob. Feeling is similar to that of razor burn.
by Kevin25 July 28, 2006
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by John Ramon Potrzebie September 07, 2015
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by j shiff July 25, 2006
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to be extremely ripped and have dry anal sex.
i have experienced this procedure to very painful and would not advise this at home and/or anywheres
i have experienced this procedure to very painful and would not advise this at home and/or anywheres
prom date: where the FUCK are we??
myself: uuh i think were in a scummy hotel
prom date: did we? uuhh!!!
myself: ya! i think so. my dick burns like really
supermodel of the year: i think this video tape might solve your problems
prom date/myself:whaaaa??
supermodel of the year: didlee!
(pops in the vid)
myself: wow what a cheap room only a baggie of meth.. holy shit im ripped outta my mind
prom date: wanna have anal sex
myself: is that even a damn question
(thinks to self: "im so damn laced")
(after movie)
prom date/myself: well shit i guess we did it
supermodel of the year: this is what we would like to call "woodburn". just so you know. well ima dip set! peace out braheem
myself: uuh i think were in a scummy hotel
prom date: did we? uuhh!!!
myself: ya! i think so. my dick burns like really
supermodel of the year: i think this video tape might solve your problems
prom date/myself:whaaaa??
supermodel of the year: didlee!
(pops in the vid)
myself: wow what a cheap room only a baggie of meth.. holy shit im ripped outta my mind
prom date: wanna have anal sex
myself: is that even a damn question
(thinks to self: "im so damn laced")
(after movie)
prom date/myself: well shit i guess we did it
supermodel of the year: this is what we would like to call "woodburn". just so you know. well ima dip set! peace out braheem
by roman merrell March 21, 2008
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