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(noun) Security blanket, teddy bear, or any physical item (for children) or emotional feeling (for adults) that gives you that safe, fuzzy, warm aura.
Little Billy is just so Goddamn cranky without his wooby.
by Ray March 05, 2004
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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cutting a hole into a inanimate object to

1. insert weewee
2. to go #2 in wooby object
3. to straight up yomp your way into a relationship with your wooby
(or you might simply say it because sound like booby)
Jack: "Mom, I can't find my poopy wooby! I put it under my bed but it must have escaped!"
by PoopyWooby123 October 15, 2019
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Woobies is the feeling when you are so happy you squeeze your body tight and squeal EEEK, it happens when you see a puppy or something cute.
When I finally felt the position in bed where I was comfortable I had the woobies
by Kermit Froggo March 26, 2019
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Scottish slang for large, natural female's breats. A derivitave of the english term, boobies.
"Hey Jimmy, did yae see the woobies on that?"
or
"You're getting on my woobies!"
by Kai SJY January 23, 2007
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A blunt containing a large amount of marijuana and a modicum amount of cocaine.
weed + coke = wooby.
Woobys will make all of your problems drift away... for an hour or two.
by benjas August 20, 2007
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