The moment when Viagra finally kicks in.
Impatient Wife - Are you ready yet? You took that stuff over half-an-hour ago?
Husband - Ah ha! Oh yes! Here we go! Wonky-dong goes donkey-kong!
by rum plunkett January 30, 2019
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When someone has no friends and they have a messed up face and is ugly
Girl 1: he was such a wonky face
Girl 2: he makes me sick
by Alexeisler December 22, 2016
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A wonky girl is typically a small town person that gallops around grocery stores and is quite quirky
Look at that wonky girl embarrass her boyfriend at target as she gallops
by AnthonyDFlores December 03, 2020
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n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.
John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the wonky horizon ahead of him stopped short.
by angryhungrya December 26, 2015
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A wonky rizla is when you run out of rizlas and you get one off of someone one and it is wonky so you spin their jaw like your at the casino playing roulette the only way to resolve this problem is to sell your family members urn and buy some silvers from the local corner shop where boss man patterns you a fake maggy for £3.10
Yo g lowe bussin man a wonky rizla when you have bare normal ones g
by Wanna buy a 20 deck May 06, 2021
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Wonky schlonky is a act of kindness after being put in a complicated situation
This guy fucked my ass without my permission so i gave him a Wonky schlonky
by AnalThief May 08, 2021
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