the act where a male ejaculates in his partners eye, when his partner is trying to extract the sperm, he must then kick them hard in the shin. at this point the partner will jump up clutching there leg. therefore performing the shape of a 1 legged eye patched pirate.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.