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A woman who appears to be a normal heterosexual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. May also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(May be used as a noun or adjectivally.)

Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.
That ol' wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.

Bob, she went all wonkette on me on the date last night. Laura cussed me out and then just left.
by Singh Nguyen May 15, 2007
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Straight-up old-fashioned lesbian. Not the fake high school type of straight girl that does other girls for attention or out of insecurity. We are talking about the real thing here, lesbian for life, beautiful or butch.
Dianne and Jenny went to a bar. They didn't make a scene...they knew everyone knew they were wonkettes anyway.
by Lisa Marie Schultz May 06, 2009
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A woman who appears to be a normal heterosexual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. May also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(May be used as a noun or adjectivally.)

Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.
That ol' wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.
by Singh Nguyen May 27, 2007
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A Washington, DC-based liberal weblog or blog that focuses on politics, current events, and DC-area issues. The blog is characterized by humor, cynicism, and an overriding sarcastic tone that sets it apart from other blogs.

Wonkette bills itself as "the DC gossip" who focuses on "politics for people with dirty minds." It is edited by Alex Pareene.

Topics often include: George W. Bush, the Bush twins, Dick Cheney, Katherine "Kitty" Harris, Iraq, conservatives, Republicans, and of course, Late Night Shots.

Sample story headlines include: "New Study Proves 'Mentally Ill Voters' Love Bush," "Barack Hussein Obama Always Plotting Against Us," and "Life With Dick: Suspicious Fires, Moving Vans & More 'Hunting.'"
Wonkette is the funniest blog ever! I'm going to www.wonkette.com right now and subscribing to the RSS feed.
by maryjanie November 30, 2006
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