wongle

Also known as a Julia. It means smelly yet loveable.

But other than than, the word wongle is undefineable. Shame on you for looking up such a ridiculous word.

"I met Wongle on 'fresh yesterday, I thought she was smelly yet rather loveable."

by member of the welovewooble society August 14, 2005

wongle

To wongle is to rub the erect penis up and down your sleeping girlfriend/wifes ass crack to try and wake them up for sex. (You all know what I'm talking about!)

I was horny as fuck when I got in from the pub last night. I got into to bed and wongled the wife. She didn't wake up so i whacked one off and went to sleep!

by Rayzor October 11, 2006

wongle

A wongle is a grown Chinese man that acts like a baby and has to be fed and treated like one.

“He is such a wongle!”

by Silyyy GR November 27, 2018

Wongles

A small cute dog that doesn’t poop in the house and acts like a cat

I have Wongles with me in my car ..

by Amelio August 9, 2018

Dongle wongled

Something that cheerio says when hes *having a storke* or *being a dumby*

damn, that reading dongle wongled.

i have been in a fucking dongle wongle state.

by CheerioIsGayConfirmed July 9, 2019

Wongle diddley dongle

This is a person who preforms the act of shitting on a persons face. After they shit on the persons face of they eat the shit, and wait. When they have to shit they shit back onto the person who shat on them first and this begins a never ending cycle to get the scary wongle diddley donlge to not haunt you in the after world. If you do it enough times he will in fact not haunt you in the after life. But there is no defined number, you must find this out yourself

Man I would love to wongle diddley dongle that girl. I need someone so that lord wongle diddley dongle will not haunt me in the after life.

by Lord Dongle Diddley Dongle -JW September 25, 2019

Bong-wongle

It is another word for someone who is acting stupid

Fuck off you bong-wongle

by Godsringpiece November 20, 2019