Woner

A woman boner

Men get boners when they're horny, Women get woners.

You can not see a woner, it is simply a way to communicate female sexual arousal.

Woman: "Wow, hes dead sexy, I got a woner as soon as he walked in.."

Woman#2: "Heck yes, and did you see his friend? Sha-wing!!"

by KDanger406 June 11, 2010

Woner

Something your dumbass friends call you when your last name is rollner

Wonerrrr, put your dick away woner.

by Wonerrr March 27, 2023

Woner

Arousal from delicious homemade waffles.

These homemade waffles are so delicious I'm getting a woner.

by Woner mistress June 13, 2013

Woner

A boner you get at work. Not always a desirable thing. Often arises from a work-based achievement.

"Sick post effects, bro! They're giving me a woner!"

by GreenLion April 29, 2010

Woner

A weak boner. That semi-limp erection that often precedes or follows sexual arousal/activity. Sometimes it's just kinda there.

I jacked off three hours ago, but his fuckin' woner won't go away!

by sweatypillows December 10, 2009

wonering

to be in the process of waking up

She called me when I was wonering, what the hell?

by Casaneil April 17, 2008

woner

A weed related Boner.

Often in a daydream state a Woner will arise. Very Very desirable.

by silver_surfer42 June 23, 2010