A male who, against all odds, lacks the typical male genatalia. Or, used figuratively, used to describe a male who does not actually lack said genatalia but rather possesses a extremely small set or behaves in a manner that denotes a lack of male genatalia even if such genatalia are in fact present in said male.
"Assface," said Steve.
"Cock Goblin," said Joseph.
"Dickless wonder," countered Steve.
by Yanni DC July 08, 2006
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The small bits of toilet paper found on or around a woman's vagina prior to cunninglingus.
Dude, that chick had so much wonder dust on her pussy it looks like she just had a surgical cast removed.

I kept picking wonder dust off my tounge after giving that chick head in the dark.
by WonderDustNutz July 30, 2019
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A California-based TV Dinner -style food manufacturer. Woner Snax went bankrupt in 1987, and is most well remembered for being taken to court by rapper "Kul Bheenz" for their "Cool Bean Dip Frozen Snak-Pak" (for infringing on his name).
"Man, this Wonder Snax Snak-Pak is nasty, it's a wonder they're still in business"
by KulBheenzFan27 April 26, 2009
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Like wonderbread only tan; a white person who is ridiculously tan because they spend too much time in a tanning salon "toasting" themselves.
I am meeting Wonder Toast at the bar later on tonight...after her tanning session.
by Nicole Brice May 11, 2007
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an old show thats not aired anymore. But definatly one of the greatest shows of all time. about a boy growing up in the 70's with a dumb older brother, a hippy sisster, and a strict and powerful dad, and a sweet mom. The show shows this boy growing up and falling in love with this girl whinny and all the adventures that boys his age had back in the 70's. HANDS DOWN THE BEST SHOW EVER!
I was watching the wonder years last night and i couldnt stop laughing.
by cheaptrick726293 October 31, 2007
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Very derogatory term for an upper-class Brit, frequently one who gained his position via nepotism or other social connections, not through his own competence.

The trademark recessive chin is thought to be due to inbreeding.
The new guy? He's just a chinless wonder HQ sent down here to get him out of their hair for a while. I hear his father's on the board...
by Rosignol October 17, 2006
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A character from the popular show Arrested Development, Tony Wonder is a magician with a pink, 'W' shaped beard. For years, he was the rival of George Oscar Bluth, a man who he later had hot sex with whilst wearing a latex mask of George's face while George wore a mask modeled after Tony's face. Tony is currently living with his girlfriend Sarah Sitwell.
Michael: Yo G.O.B., why'd you penetrate Tony Wonder?
G.O.B.: I though it was myself dawg! He was wearing this trippy latex mask of my face, my guy!
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