Defined by logical people: Everything men have, women get. Everything women have, men get.

Defined by politicians and women: Everything men have, women get. Everything women have, they keep.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

The basic concept that, because men and women are all humans, we deserve to be equal.
It is NOT the idea that women are better than men.

Cooking, cleaning and pleasing her man.

a job for women who think they are helping the community, not many people think they are.

Women want equality, and yet they aren't participants of the U.S's selective service.

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