A woman from the country mountains where they raise cows, wrestle men, and strong as an ox as well as drink anyone under the table; however, they tend to get a little rowdy while under the influence. When they get older their interactions in the city life tend to be a little naïve.
I saw a mountain woman named Heather at the Wilkes County Fair put away a jar of moonshine, wrestle an ox, two steer then mash the button; I wouldn't want to mess with her!
by Daed Man Walking 207 August 21, 2017
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A Delaware woman is similar to a side chick, but the guy doesn’t have a main chick. The guy in question flirts with lots of girls without intending to “go” anywhere, but he tends to keep his Delaware woman flirting separate.
It seems like you’ve been talking to Pedro– are you guys a thing?

-I like him, but I’m just his Delaware woman.
by youroldhandle February 15, 2019
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Contrary to popular belief "No Woman, No Cry" was not a song written about getting over a girl. They are the words Bob Marley sings to his woman to assure her that he will return. Basically saying, No woman, don't cry. In the song the man is a travelling minstrel telling his woman he will come back for her.
"So dry your eyes I say, and while I'm gone
everything is going to be alright
everything is going to be alright now
no woman no cry, no woman no cry"
by Awesome Charlie January 09, 2006
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A mysterious woman, locked away in a secret lab somewhere in Germany, whose sultry sexy tones provide guidance to millions to male drivers via their satellite navigation system. Can also be used to describe the vocal commands heard in other places, like an elevator.
"After... 200 yards, turn... left. Turn left. Do it now. You have turned... right. You are now going the wrong way." - satnav woman in full flow.
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
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A woman, typically a sizable one who shops at Walmart and shows the common signs of obesity. Usually sits in those scooter wheelchairs and yells to the top of her lungs if she does not get her way.
Person 1: "Hey go grab some Doritos from the shelves down there"
Person 2: "Can't, there's a damn Walmart Woman blocking the aisle"
Person 1: "Let's go move her"
Person 2: "Excuse me ma'am but can I troubl-"
Person 1: "You damn Walmart Woman, Why did you eat him!"
Walmart Woman: "Arrrggghhnnn"
by thechickengoesquack June 11, 2015
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A woman picked up at a bar LATE one night that you wake up in bed with the next morning - and who is so horrifically ugly and down right repugnant - that you would rather a dingo gnawed your arm off so you can escape, than wake her up by moving it.
I woke up with this dingo woman last Saturday morning and barely escaped with bachelorhood intact.
by sociopath9 January 19, 2010
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AKA, A platana.

A woman that has facial features similar to Mindy Cohn, AKA Natalie Green on the 80's show Facts of Life. Bananas tend to be smushy as so do their faces. Plus, they look like they ate an entire tree of bananas.
Hey Bob, you need to check out my new neighbor. She looks like a banana woman. I'll still do her though.
by silentthread April 07, 2009
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