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An extremely manly-looking woman.
Janet Reno would be defined as a wo-man.
by Anonymous August 26, 2003
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Something that you don't have lol

I also don't have one, please if you're reading this and you're a straight/bisexual woman, I desperately need your help I beg of you
Steve:Hey guys, look at this loser! He doesn't have a woman!

Jim:SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE EITHER YOU CUCKHOLD!
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by Shigekiyo Yangu September 18, 2020
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A biological collection of polygons strategically placed in such a manner that, upon visual stimulation, would cause a male homosapien's penis to fill with blood. Said polygons include, but are not limited to, an irregular concave located between the legs and two conics on the anterior of the torso.
I tried to use integral calculus to determine the volume of the two conic sections that protrude off the chest of a woman. However, when I came in for a closer inspection, the collection of polygons stabbed me and claimed sexual harassment. The things I do for the evolution of mathematics...
by mnp2 March 10, 2006
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Beings not seen or touched by 98% of the men who have posted on this subject thus far.
Highly attracted to males of the species who are reasonable to look at, have jobs, are relatively kind, sometimes take out trash, and treat them like equals (not superiors, not inferiors -- equals.) Happily give blowjobs in return.
Prefer large dicks. Secretly laugh at guys who convince themselves that size doesn't matter.
Are paid seventy five cents for every dollar a man makes in the exact same job, same demographic, and same education level.
To those men who cannot procure them (because said men are too mean, stupid, sexist, ugly, and unaccomplished) they cause intense feelings of failure, hatred, prejudice, violence, and need to post on boards stereotyping all women with one narrow, negative definition. Said men then jack off alone.
When said beings reject such specimens of men or express an intelligent opinion, they are bitches.
When they don't put out, they are also bitches. When they do, they are sluts.
Dick: "Women are illogical, make no sense, are emotionless blobs, nag constantly, are always man-hating. They should just shut up, clean house, kneel, know their place, and blow me."

Women: "Ha ha, you're just mad because you can't get any pussy and you've got a tiny pecker."

John: "Dick, you're a sexist asshole *punches Dick.* I respect smart, strong women. I love my mama. I like to eat pussy. I've got a job; I don't make a lot, but I work hard and I'm ambitious. I've seen a treadmill before."

Women: "John, we all love you. Can we please suck your giant cock? Would you like to have an orgy with us? Please, oh please?"

John: "Yes, ladies, I would appreciate that. May I hold the door open for you?"
by Lick_it_bitch August 25, 2006
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Females. A being who has body parts that differ than a male. Women are creatures of the human race, created by God. Women however are subjugated differently than the male species. As you've seen in other definitions of "Women", women are defined by the media and a man's outdated, believed image of the "ideal Woman". Women are sexualized, belittled and patronized by other humans. In 2016 we see the tables begin to turn, we see females fight for their power on earth. - By SKYLAR
"Human Rights Watch is working toward the realization of women’s empowerment and gender equality—protecting the rights and improving the lives of women and girls on the ground." - HRW
by @SSKYLAR000 January 25, 2016
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What internet trolls could have fucked for free if they didn't waste their lives being dicks on UD!
Hey, neckbeard! Stop bitching, get off the computer, get a shave and you'll get a woman!
by SookyRottweiler November 27, 2013
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Women make the world go around and feed you all in the same day!
Those age old sandwhich jokes are just that OLD! Don't tell those jokes in front of a woman you WILL get slapped.
by Chevy Gurl July 10, 2011
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