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A biological collection of polygons strategically placed in such a manner that, upon visual stimulation, would cause a male homosapien's penis to fill with blood. Said polygons include, but are not limited to, an irregular concave located between the legs and two conics on the anterior of the torso.
I tried to use integral calculus to determine the volume of the two conic sections that protrude off the chest of a woman. However, when I came in for a closer inspection, the collection of polygons stabbed me and claimed sexual harassment. The things I do for the evolution of mathematics...
by mnp2 April 16, 2006
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someone who was born with female reproductive organs and can be identified by DNA
That woman can never be a man no matter how many fake oenises she attaches to herself and vice versa. A man born with a lenis ca not be a woman.
by ScrumpyD April 12, 2023
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Clint Stevens told me what a woman is, I'm so happy. I didn't know for the longest time.
by Moonglade September 30, 2019
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A person who identifies as a woman
That may look like a man, but it is a woman
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Female. Instead of being used as a noun (A woman with red hair) it has become and adjective, used as "lady" once was (A lady doctor).
Julia Gillard is Australia's first woman Prime Minister.
by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 20, 2011
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A woman is considered a person who has contributed so much to the world and yet is under-appreciated and denied even basic human rights. A woman can be considered a semi-god because of how much pain she has to go through in labour to bring humans into this world. A woman is a wonderful person to have in this world for she nurtures, supports and encourage the world's future. A woman sacrifies everything just to make you smile. Woman is a grandmother ,mother, daughter ,sister ,teacher and a true leader for she raised leader
Guys that "woman" is my friend, counsellor and my mother. I love her
by humanforlife October 21, 2019
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1. A female of the human species who has obtained seniority over girls.
2. A creature God created to torment man, as is evident in the biblical story of Adam and Eve. Eve chose to feast upon the forbidden fruit, and afterwards convinced Adam to do the same, casting them both out of paradise.
3. The ultimate manipulator, with an immense emotional arsenal.
4. By default, always the victim, regardless of circumstance.
Yes, that woman stabbed me in the kidney with a rusty ice pick for no reason, but she was suffering from PMS, so I was put in prison instead, and she was awarded several large trophies. I now am where I deserve to be.
by YarPirate September 15, 2005
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