A particularly hideous member of the opposite sex.
When a wolf is caught in a trap it will commonly chew it's own leg/s off in order to escape.
Now imagine awaking the morning after a big night, to discover that the previous night's conquest is a hideous monster, and one's arm is stuck beneath her/him. One could quite easily think that it would be better to chew one's arm off and run away rather than risk waking said monster.
When a wolf is caught in a trap it will commonly chew it's own leg/s off in order to escape.
Now imagine awaking the morning after a big night, to discover that the previous night's conquest is a hideous monster, and one's arm is stuck beneath her/him. One could quite easily think that it would be better to chew one's arm off and run away rather than risk waking said monster.
by TommyJJ February 23, 2006
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
Jun 5 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
