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A term often thrown around by people to note that someone agrees with the same conspiracy theory as them. These people can usually be spotted wearing tin foil hats and complaining that the government won't allow them to collect rain water.
Bill is woke he thinks chemtrails are real because he saw it on YouTube.
by Cuh I'm hella lit fam November 30, 2016
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To be awake/illuminated to the most important topics of human existence. These topics are what people are going to read about 100 years from now, things like the American power elite, Donald Trump/Jared Kushner, perpetual warfare, applied quantum physics, advanced AI, aliens, the next world war, nuclear proliferation etc, not stupid shit like affirmative action or utterly meaningless LGBT identity struggles. People who claim to be woke on the latter examples are idiotic charalatans who are still asleep and who will be forgotten by the pages of history (cough SJWs cough).
Being a SJW doesn’t make you woke, understanding the tides and nuances of historical, spiritual and scientific destiny makes you woke.
by Cancerontheassofscience December 05, 2018
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Spiritual and intellectual enlightenment, like waking up from a deep sleep and seeing things clearly for the first time.
I never knew what really mattered in life. Now I'm woke.
by JTWoke January 07, 2018
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Someone from "Woke"-ingham England
Dude, is she Woke?
Yeah, she's pretty insight-
No, is she like from "WOKE"-ingham, England?
Uh, maybe?
Because that's what "WOKE" means.
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That she's from "WOKE"-ingham, England.
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Otherwise she's not "WOKE"
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Because that's all that "WOKE" means
by Chew6Gum December 25, 2017
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claiming that you are aware the planet is flat even though everything tells and shows us that its round being really stupid and not following facts that show u the truth DUMB AS SHIT!!
theses flerfers claim they r woke stupid flerfs!
by happy hoppe June 07, 2018
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That guy's shirt says "Stay Woke" - just as well it said "Stay Stupid".
by osan January 16, 2021
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