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"Woke" describes anyone who understands the following...
If a white person participates in a different culture, that's called cultural appropriation.
If a white person doesn't participate in a different culture, that's called non-inclusive.
If a white person moves into a neighborhood populated by minorities, that's called gentrification.
If a white person moves out of a neighborhood populated by minorities, it's called white flight.
If a white person pays attention to skin color, that's called racism.
If a white person doesn't pay attention to skin color, that's called ignoring racism.

Basically "woke" means understanding white people can't do anything good simply because they were born with white skin.
Yo, I'm woke enough to see that cracker ain't nothing. Black pride!

Y'all need to get woke! That white lady be sellin' pot stickers. That's cultural appropriation! we need to shut her business down!
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by lifestudent101 November 26, 2020
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an ex-state university student, avid MSM watcher, basement-dwelling leech, trust fund hippie, and/or a person who isnt very bright.

woke people treat you like the spawn of Satan if you disagree with their woke point of view, are against freedom of speech, burn down businesses and shoot people in the name of peace and tolerance, and yeah
i originally thought burning down businesses and murdering innocent civilians was bad, but then i went to university and learned that it's all woke behavior and that in fact i was the bad one for questioning the mobs' woke behavior. Shame on me
by fergus555 August 10, 2021
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red-pill for blue-pilled people
Fuck straws they're bad for turtles, I wish more people were woke to these issues like me.
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Snow tha product invented woke and yt boys appropriated the word

you know about woke tv?
yes, from 2010? is good music
by anikk June 03, 2021
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Woke as of 2021: The act of relishing and engaging in the freedoms of verbal and visual expressions afforded under Freedom of Speech in the First Amendment of the US Constitution, while denying it to others with opposing verbal or visual expressions.

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"a general term for left-wing political movements and perspectives emphasizing identity politics"; "While the term 'woke' initially pertained to issues of racial prejudice and discrimination impacting African Americans, it was appropriated by other activist groups with different causes."
"we need to stay angry, and stay woke" - from Oxford Languages

"Suddenly everything in the world seems to be a confrontation between the woke and the unwoke. It’s a framing that’s neither edifying nor illuminating." - Kenan Malik, The Guardian

" Is America on the verge of substituting woke socialism for Judeo-Christian ethics?" - Richard B. Levine, Washington Times
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To be woke is to believe and assert one is smarter, more enlightened and morally superior to everybody who thinks differently, when in reality one has a sub-80 IQ and is a selfish narcissist.
"If you think 2+2=4 and not any other number you feel it should equal, you ain't woke."

"I'm going to eat at Burger King because they are woke and put rainbows or the color pink on some of their packaging for 1 month, so I know it's food meant for womxn and LGBT people and not for cis-men like food that comes in neutral packaging. Burger King cares for me even though they have done nothing substantive for LGBT people and the food is identical no matter what it comes in."

"I quit my job because they weren't woke enough. They wouldn't accommodate me for the mental illness I diagnosed myself with from a buzzfeed article and 5 tiktoks and the cancer I diagnosed myself with on WebMD. I told my boss I have CANCER and he told me to get to work unless I have a diagnosis from a licensed physician. He's such an unreasonable asshole."
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A slang term used to describe someone who is awake, as in aware; enlightened; brought out of the darkness; the blinders having been removed; having taken the "red pill" (a reference to The Matrix) wherein the person is brought out of a false reality into actual reality; finally seeing the big picture; no longer asleep about an issue; someone who finally gets it.
He finally realized the issue that in American the problems we are facing are being pushed by the far-Left narrative, which has hijacked the term "liberal," the media, the education system, and the Democrat party. He is woke.

She is woke to the fact that Americans are being pitted against each other by the powers-that-be.
by HotDJDave June 07, 2020
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