Top definition
The act of being very pretentious about how much you care about a social issue
Yeah most people don't care about parking spaces for families with disabled pets. I wish they were woke like me.
by Vensamos May 16, 2018
Get the mug
Get a woke mug for your father Bob.
May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
Get the mug
Get a chronic cringe mug for your fish José.
2
Lebron acts woke about China, he just full of shiite.
by gmoochie October 15, 2019
Get the merch
Get the woke neck gaiter and mug.
3
Being "Woke" is what happens when instead of taking one blue pill, you down the entire bottle.
"I'm sure glad I attended that college seminar on crypto-genderism, now I'm really woke."
by NitroZeus December 13, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Woke mug for your mother-in-law Julia.
6
Using an improper word in an incorrect tense to attempt to attach some worldly signifigance to a person or object (books, screenplay, etc.) so that one appears to be "hip." In actual fact, this usage shows one's ignorance and inability to use words and feelings to express oneself properly.
A celebrity guest on Talking Dead used "woke" to describe the episode of The Walking Dead when elightened or relevant may have made better choices. Keep in mind that this is a fictional show about Zombies.
by August Strindberg March 19, 2018
Get the merch
Get the Woke neck gaiter and mug.

Activity