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Lebron acts woke about China, he just full of shiite.
by gmoochie October 15, 2019
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A kid in my class is a water slapper
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The act of being very pretentious about how much you care about a social issue
Yeah most people don't care about parking spaces for families with disabled pets. I wish they were woke like me.
by Vensamos May 16, 2018
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Being "Woke" is what happens when instead of taking one blue pill, you down the entire bottle.
"I'm sure glad I attended that college seminar on crypto-genderism, now I'm really woke."
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Shortened past tense of awake. Slang. “I have awoken” in this context has become “I am now woke”.

Used to demonstrate enlightenment on a topic. Mostly for socially charged issues.

Mostly used ironically, to illustrate when someone is doing this pretentiously.
Tom: Where’s Richard? He used to never miss chicken waffle night.
Harry: Didn’t you hear he’s on a cleanse? He’s woke AF when it comes to nutrition.

Barista: what can I get you?
Woke Student: I’d like the single origin to support the farmers, half caff to watch my adrenals, half steamed almond milk for a little fun, half non-steamed oat milk to stay real, with CBD to stay focused, please.

Nearby mother to child: Look Billy, this kid is woke. Hopefully one day you’ll be this elite.
by MrBonds February 06, 2020
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