proper spelling of city wok from south park, run by the pugnatious owner, and only chinamen in south park
herro wercome to shitty wok, herpa taka orda prease

oh yeah can i get the ummmm... the ummmmm...

you want a da shitty chicken, da shitty beef, shitty shrimp, how about da shitty pork, very good.
by teabagger shitness January 16, 2009
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A restaurant that sells orgasms in the form of food. Also known as General Tso's.
"Jamie lets go get some Canton Wok"
by Seth Sherman June 20, 2008
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When a co-worker goes to get Chinese food at lunch and doesn't ask anyone if they want any.
Johnny wok blocked and snuck out to get fried rice without letting us put an order in.
by SDNX July 22, 2009
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The craving for chinese food.
*Researchers have found that dumping your favorite Chinese cuisine down the front of your pants is the best way to combat “Wok-Itch”
"Hey - let's order from Hunan Garden tonight. I got some serious wok itch."
by swcHQ May 17, 2005
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The cheap, fast, and nasty Chinese-food places found on every block in NYC.
Those chicken wings from the ghetto wok last night gave me the shits.
by hatchback January 20, 2005
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Wok-Fi is the new Redneck WiFi.

You take your wireless USB Wifi Antenna, cut a hole in the center of your old Wok lid and super glue it in, than lace the Wok with Tinfoil, shiny side out. And aim it at your neighbor's house and leech his Wifi.
-So my modem busted the other night, no High speed for me.
--What are you going to do?
-Was thinking of going to my buddies and using his Wok-Fi
--Awesome, I gotta get me one of those.
by badassbarr April 16, 2008
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Someone who is pansexual but specifically into Asians.
I'm so into Asians! I'm such a wok-sexual
by Moose911 February 28, 2016
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