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Usually a person with any combination of immaturity, mental disorders, social disorders, ability to make other laugh, and random sexual inuendo expulsion. Should be approached with caution, as a wojtus may attempt to grasp tightly anything, whether living or inanimate, and hold it in a way it calls a hug. Wojtusai (pl) also bite. Either may be fatal. If you should come into contact with a wojtus, direct its attention at something shiny, and contact your local insane assylum.
That wojtus is just like a second-grader with suicidal tendencies!
by dances on street corners August 21, 2006
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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