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When getting oral sex from a girl or a guy, right before ejaculation, pull out and ejaculate in her/his eye. When she or he stands up while still being blinded in one eye, kick her/him in the opposite shin.
Girl: "Hey Janet! What's with the black eye? And why on earth are you limping?"
Janet: "Steve did the wobbly pirate on me last night."
Girl: "Oh, that Steve."
Janet: "Steve did the wobbly pirate on me last night."
Girl: "Oh, that Steve."
by MNB 539 March 29, 2005
Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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a traveling trophy of a barbie doll that has been modified to resemble the above definition which would be earned for doing something worthy of recognition by your co-workers such as (1) telling the boss off, (2) bringing up anal sex to clients, (3) falling down in the office, etc
Shandy: "Did you see what Chad was wearing? His shirt said 'I love Sex' on it, they sent him home for the day"
Mora: "Yeah but he earned himself at least 2 weeks of the wobbly pirate"
Mora: "Yeah but he earned himself at least 2 weeks of the wobbly pirate"
by Wanda Palmer October 08, 2008