An out of control wobbling male appendage that is used as a flailing tool to knock the sense back into senseless hoes.
Your brainless ex is acting senseless bro, you need to wobbler hammer that ass before she totally loses her damn mind.
by King of the Bomangoddies April 25, 2017
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Loose term for a wanker,someone who is always wobbling his monkey!!
"That Andy is a proper monkey wobbler, he's always in the toilet pulling himself off"
by bigtongue121 November 18, 2014
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either wobbling your cunt in a sexual manner or a someone who is a general cunt, can be used as an insult
Jack- i like to drink puddles :)
Chris-STFU you cunt wobbler

or

Amy-Im bored :(
Ben-can i give your cunt a wobbling?
by i not sure December 01, 2009
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When you think you are fucking a girl and realize you're actually fucking a potatoe
by Bob sagat June 17, 2015
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A person who delibertely pronounces their own name incorrectly in a usually vane attempt to appear more interesting, from the Monty Python sketch of the early 70s.

‘Mr. Raymond Luxury-Yacht, who claims his name, while spelled as Raymond Luxury-Yacht is actually pronounced, ‘Throat Wobbler Mangrove.’
Lately it has come to include those who actually mis-spell their own name, Zooey instead of Zoe, Brion instead of Brian.
No she's a bit of a throat wobbler, she writes her name ‘Muriel,’ but pronounces her name ‘Mer-Reel,’
by Dainty Lardarse February 16, 2018
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A slang term, predominantly British, for ketamine. This derives from ketamine's original purpose as a veterinary tranquilizer.
Tom got utterly wasted on donkey wobbler at Slimelight, did you see him?
by starebynight February 08, 2005
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A pair of Bobby Wobblers is a cracking pair of tits that jiggle as a persons moves.
Frankie you have a right pair of Bobby Wobblers.” Matthew 2018.
by LFC4TP July 02, 2018
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