May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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the desperate and unquenchable desire to be by a person's warm neck, not to be attributed to vampiric hopes of thirst, but rather a need too insanely obsessive to be correctly expressed in words. however, the intense need for the neck of another being does not overshadow the person's need for the rest of that person's body.
So i think wns is really hitting me hard right now.
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I may be suffering from some serious wns right now, but i'm still going to need the rest of your body.
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My wns is definitely taking over your ahs.
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I may be suffering from some serious wns right now, but i'm still going to need the rest of your body.
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My wns is definitely taking over your ahs.
by earthquake hugs January 20, 2007
3
Why Not Sin- is a clothing staple, its a party lifestyle, its a movement, but above all its our way of life. Born in the heart of Brooklyn we never stop in our quest to live life to the fullest and neither should you. Stay connected for all the amenities to complete your inner sinner.
WNS IS A WAY OF LIFE
by atizle11 July 27, 2011
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The abbreviation of Westchester Neighborhood School. See, it takes the first initial of each word and puts them together. Clever, eh? Ironically, WNS may soon move to some place that is neither W nor is it N. See Westchester Neighborhood School for full definition
by WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO January 20, 2005