Wetting My Pants. Similar to LOL and ROFLMAO
That joke you emailed me was so funny I was wmp
by Scotchwipe September 02, 2009
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wmp- wetting my pants. used when something is so funny- similar to lol
Selena”Justin peed himself in class today and everyone saw!”
Demi”No way! WMP!!”
by kooler.than.you.kate November 21, 2017
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White Male Privilege, used by feminists to describe white males, usually in a rude tone or aggressive.
Feminist : "wmp strikes again!"
White sophisticated man : "Excuse me?"
by HuntsmanRenegade August 01, 2017
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short for "Windows Media Player", a retarded media player made by microsoft wich is needed to view the even so retarded WMV, and rebuffers all data when you hit pause.
yo nigga i wus tryin' to view some of them ill-ass fittycent videos, but my windows media player wus fucking that shit up again. Ima be lookin for some phat .MOV files now, bitchv
by baos December 12, 2003
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A Weapon of Mass Pwnage, an item, object, or possibly person, that is used to completly destroy or dominate someone in a something, usally a game.
"Man that guy is killing the crap out us"

"Yeah he made that AK a WMP"
by Dave Carl June 24, 2009
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