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wmp
With my penis
I'm here bringing you an MW2 gameplay wmp.
by Jayrod64 July 30, 2011
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dirtpilled
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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WMP
Windows Media Player
I'm gonna go watch some pr0n on WMP.
by foshizzle June 11, 2003
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Wetting My Pants. Similar to LOL and ROFLMAO
That joke you emailed me was so funny I was wmp
by Scotchwipe September 02, 2009
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wmp- wetting my pants. used when something is so funny- similar to lol
Selena”Justin peed himself in class today and everyone saw!”
Demi”No way! WMP!!”
by kooler.than.you.kate November 21, 2017
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short for "Windows Media Player", a retarded media player made by microsoft wich is needed to view the even so retarded WMV, and rebuffers all data when you hit pause.
yo nigga i wus tryin' to view some of them ill-ass fittycent videos, but my windows media player wus fucking that shit up again. Ima be lookin for some phat .MOV files now, bitchv
by baos December 12, 2003
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WMP
A Weapon of Mass Pwnage, an item, object, or possibly person, that is used to completly destroy or dominate someone in a something, usally a game.
"Man that guy is killing the crap out us"

"Yeah he made that AK a WMP"
by Dave Carl June 24, 2009
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