The type of piss someone takes after holding it in for hours, and failing to find a bathroom until right before they piss their pants. It's cosidered a miracle because that's the ony way to describe how that person could've made it to the restroom.
Anouncer: He's at the 40!! The 50!! Wait, where's he going? Folks it seems as if he's headed for the port-a-potties!! Wow!! Mid game, he must be going for a miracle wizz!!
by Xero _ Manifest November 30, 2010
by Gatto X May 26, 2008
by carrett_top May 15, 2006
a)An expression used when impressed, overwhelmed, shocked. Similar to "wow!" and "Oh golly-gosh!". Usually followed by an exclamation mark (!).
b) The urine of a gangster.
b) The urine of a gangster.
a)
Girl: "Wanna get lucky, little boy?"
Guy: "Gee Wizz! It's my lucky day today!"
b)
The carpet was soaked with gee-wizz.
Girl: "Wanna get lucky, little boy?"
Guy: "Gee Wizz! It's my lucky day today!"
b)
The carpet was soaked with gee-wizz.
by The Tangoman October 24, 2004
1. the causative effect of urinatingdirectly after orgasm.
2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm
3. matrimony of urine and sperm
2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm
3. matrimony of urine and sperm
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
brooo, that girl shaniqua is such a dick wizz. she told me that i shouldn't be friends with laquan because he's got a lil shrimp dick. And then she said i should hangout with desean because he's hung like a mf.
by theogwolfpack January 15, 2017