Lame people that think they have magic powers.

A 30-something year old man child with questionable mental stability, often a virgin, who lives in his parent's basement and spends a large amount of his time on the internet arguing with strangers and playing fantasy games.

Another way of saying something is good or cool.

An exclamation of joy, similar to "cool" or "great." Origens are unknown, but it is featured heavily in the book, "Lord of the Flies."

A phenomena caused by friction; occuring when an eldery gentleman's grey 'beard' rubs against the inside of his polyester trousers, resulting in an electric shock being administered to anyone touching his 'wand'.

A drinking game played with half-liter cans of beer. You finish cans as fast as possible and stack them on top of each other: when your stack reaches your own height, you become the "wizard" and are allowed to hit the other players with your brand new wizard staff. Any cans you empty after that go towards further fortifying your mighty rod of magical power.

The ultimate virgin loser and is lowest on the virgin-chad scale, wizard being the lowest and Thad being the highest.