Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Someone who voluntarily contributes information to a court case,from what they saw at the scene of a crime.
by SomeoneNew October 05, 2012
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Being a witness to your own life struggles and the struggles of others. Someone who is always struggling and failing in life.
My roommate is always stealing my clothes, what a witness.
Today I was being such a witness, I used a box as a laundry basket!
"Stole toilet paper from work. #witness"
Today I was being such a witness, I used a box as a laundry basket!
"Stole toilet paper from work. #witness"
by Juanster June 02, 2014
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A person or someone who is choosing to stay sober around non-sober people and shares the highlights of the night with those of a short memory.
"You want to take a shot?"
"Naw, I'm going to be a witness tonight."
-or-
"Trying to hit this blunt?"
"I think I'll be a witness today."
"Naw, I'm going to be a witness tonight."
-or-
"Trying to hit this blunt?"
"I think I'll be a witness today."
by Mananayaw September 11, 2009