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oi check out the hottie over there
<hot guy walks in room>

girl says: witness the fitness
by sexy mofos June 03, 2005
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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A backronym from WTF, used as the name for the Regional Health and Wellness Centre at the University of Lethbridge. Despite its attempts to capitalize on the risqueness of using the acronym for the centre, students have rather taken on the trend of saying "Witness the Fitness!" where social situations may not allow the word fuck, or comedy dictates more than simply WTF
Witness the fitness is with the name for that waste of money health centre?!
by Claude Pfeffernuesse October 08, 2006
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