A man who needs to know everything, and likes being right
He's still reading about sand dunes? Damn, he's such a witham
by XevgeniaX November 25, 2017
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a person that is so creepy that words can't describe that person. They usually try to get with girls by staring at their asses from a distance.
Kim: Do you see that weirdo over there?
stranger: Yea hes staring at our ass, what a creep. He might even have an ass fetish.
Kim: Damn that bitch is a withamer, lets peace out.
by datn3gr0ovaderrr June 19, 2011
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An E LITE athlete with a way with the Waverly women. Yeah, he's one of those guys that's too cool to be slimes with a girl from his own school. He may not have his license, but don't be surprised if he's at YOUR slimes house tonight just because he wants to.
"Yeah, that guy at your moms house. He's an absolute Jacob Witham"
by jacobwitham December 09, 2019
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