When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.
Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
by DeadlyWithAMap September 29, 2015
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(1) A sexually active woman on food stamps WIC or some other public assistance
(2) A homeless woman who will trade sex for food
(3) A woman who will have multiple children just to get access to public assistance
(2) A homeless woman who will trade sex for food
(3) A woman who will have multiple children just to get access to public assistance
In the projects ghettos and hoods of Washington DC I would trade my EBT card to get some pussy from these food stamp tramps every 1st and 15th
by EmJayee October 04, 2017
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Liz: *buys pizza and wings for friends* "We can at least get 3 slices"
Peter: *Eats 4 slices of pizza*
Cameron: *Watches friends eat* "Liz said 3 slices of pizza"
Peter: *Laughs* "Liz says, a lot of things"
Cameron: *fights over pizza*
Liz: "Why are you guys fighting for pizza, when we have 50 wings to eat" *gives Cameron the food stickler her slice of pizza*
Peter: *Eats 4 slices of pizza*
Cameron: *Watches friends eat* "Liz said 3 slices of pizza"
Peter: *Laughs* "Liz says, a lot of things"
Cameron: *fights over pizza*
Liz: "Why are you guys fighting for pizza, when we have 50 wings to eat" *gives Cameron the food stickler her slice of pizza*
by chickenp September 16, 2017
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Lewie, Sam and Shane walked out of the buffet rubbing their bloated stomachs.
'I'm so full' Lewie groaned before burping
'Me too- but I ate the most' Shane said rubbing his buldging stomach 'I'm so *buurp* food stuffed'
food baby stuffed bloated
'I'm so full' Lewie groaned before burping
'Me too- but I ate the most' Shane said rubbing his buldging stomach 'I'm so *buurp* food stuffed'
food baby stuffed bloated
by ethansawsome2002 July 11, 2016
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by Bizzzach July 12, 2008
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Somebody that in exchange for companionship; they offer free food......THEY MAY LIKE YO ASS!!!.....BUT youuuuuu KEEP TELLING THEM THAT YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED LIKE tf.
Wait he bought you food for the past week straight and you aint even loving the man. ~ Trisha
Nah he just my food sugar daddy!!!
Nah he just my food sugar daddy!!!
by Willisstillkillinthis June 13, 2017
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Celebratory act of people bumpin' bites of food together as if clinking drinking glasses. The food items are held by hand or by fork.
Everyone was food tapping chicken wings, pizza slices and tacos during happy hour.
Party on! *food tap*
Party on! *food tap*
by yes juanito yes October 22, 2017
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