adj.
awkward or out of place; creepy in a highly uncomfortable way.
Variations: eggster, eggsauce, eggish

n.
a person, place, or thing that is awkward or out of place; a person, place, or thing that makes one highly uncomfortable.
Variations: eggster, eggsauce
Oh, my! That egg over there is lurking in the shadows...

Woahhhh...Why am I the only one who did not dress in costume for this party? I feel hella egg right now...
by Raemorg March 01, 2010
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the state of being incomprehensibly awkward
person: WUT???????
everyone: ur a literal egg
by maydaylauren March 01, 2015
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A term for the void.
"Whatever you do, do not summon the demon overlords."
"Egg."
"I JUST SAID DON'T DO IT!"
by Cfgygcdgjn November 02, 2018
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an obese person whose neck is indistinguishable from the rest of his or her body.
Bethany knew online dating could be risky; her last three suitors all turned out to be eggs. Desirable to some, perhaps, but she was looking for someone a little less rotund.
by tootao May 23, 2011
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An egg is someone who looks terrible or if you feel like then you say "I feel like an egg" bc eggs just sit there.
Ugh Randall is such an egg.
by east&southwest September 04, 2014
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WIGGLE JIGGLE! YELLOW MIDDLE!
THATS THE BEST OF WHAT YOU ARE!
(i love you egg!)
WHITE AND TENDER SURROUND THE CENTER!
SITTING COZY IN THE CRACKLING SHELL!
(i love you~!)
VITAMINS AND MINERALS IN YOU
OODLES OF THE PROTIENS TOO
(oodle doodle!)
maruoooo LOVES eggs.. seriously...
oodle doodle
by WeZil October 27, 2004
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