with an ‘ie’ / with a ‘y’

Example 1

Archie: “Dude you were falling all over the place last night, you were wasted”

Rory: “That wasn’t me, that was Rorie with an ‘ie’”

Example 2

Rory: “Dude you exposed your genitals to at least seven people last night, you were wasted”

Archie: That’s wasn’t me, that was Archy with a ‘y’”

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.