Flat taste-less beer or lager
Ugh, is this the best beer you have? its as flat as a witch's tit
by Justine Lowndes September 20, 2006
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hey im too tired to go to the sock hop tonight "hey kris just lick a witches tit bro"
by mmmjellyfish July 12, 2009
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1) When it's so hot outside, you practically melt.

2) An expression one says when it's too freaking hot out.
Shaneequah: L'Shundra! I walked outside earlier, and guhh. It wuz hot as a witch's tit!

Charles: Holy French Toast! It's hot as a witch's tit out here, Reginald!
by Rikki Tikki July 23, 2011
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When the atmosphere has dropped and has become boring
This house is as flat as a witches tit!
by Lizzie Palmer September 07, 2008
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witch's were once imagined as old hags with wrinkly skin and icy blood. ha! So the phrase "...colder than a witch's tits..." was used during very cold weather. When someone who still thinks this way came into a warm house or room, often, the phrase would come to mind.
Ol' Harry came into the cabin wrapped up in almost everything he had. The blizzard was just reaching it's peak. He said shiveringly, "DDDDamn! It's ccccolder than a witch's tits out thththere!"
by Cold luvin' Pacific islander August 10, 2006
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