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When a females vagina emits invisible gases which make men's penises un-erect if come into contact of a 1 foot radius of these gases.
I was about to bang this bitch, next thing you know, that bitch had witch vagina, and my dick shriveled up and the condom fell off.
by panino February 28, 2008
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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A vagina that steals condoms from penises.
This witch vagina of mine is going to get me knocked up.
by Kiegelcisor December 04, 2009
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