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The act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.
Bro, I wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom wank, I was fine.
by teaseit August 05, 2014
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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Never make a decision regarding a relationship while under a sexual trance. Rub one off and then decide on what to do about the girl who thinks that it "must be more than a booty call"
"I was going to date Sheryl, but a good ol' wisdom wank through that out the window".
by MURHLICK July 28, 2015
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