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A state filled with bunch of small minded people who come off as though they’ve never left the state, let alone the country. Most Wisconsinites are people who are born, live and want to die here without never leaving. Don’t be a Wisconsin simpleton, be a go getter.
Teen from Wisconsin: I’m going to USC!

Wisconsin simpleton: Oh but you’re coming right back after you graduate of course!
Teen from Wisconsin: Hell no!
by Notjustasimpleton August 31, 2018
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where people from minnesota flee to when everyone in minnesota hates them
whatever happened to that asshole ted? oh he moved to wisconsin.
by vloky April 14, 2004
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A state very similar to Michigan and (unfortuantly) Illinios. Wisconsin is, for some reason, famous for it's cheese. I wouldn't have a fucking clue because the only cheese I eat is the stuff on my burgers. The southern part of the state is mostly suburbs and cities. The largest city of Milwaukee, is actually quite boring. They make Miller beer, Harley motorcycles, and light switches. Milwaukee has a shitty pro-basketball team, the Bucks, an up-and-coming baseball team, the Brewers, and decent college Basketball teams, UWM and Marqutte.

The central part of the state is mainly farm land. Evinrude and Mercury outboard motors are made in central WI.

The north is pure back-coutry. Vilas and Oneida countys are the biggest examples of such. In the winter snowmobiling possibilies are endless, much like the U.P. of Michigan.

All in all, Wisconsion kicks ass. especially the north.
I'd take WI over Florida anyday. But I'd probably take the U.P. over Wisconsin.
by rice hater March 24, 2006
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A place that was eaten by birds a long long time ago. Wisconsin is a secret government facility used hide the fact that wisconsin isnt real. It is a known fact that wisconsin isnt real. Go to soundcloud and look up wisconsin isnt real audiobook extended version
A fake state that was eaten by birds is called wisconsin
by TheSpreaderOfWisconsinTruth February 21, 2020
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A state where it was considered almost legal to hunt cats. The law was NOT passed on account of shooting cats is friggin' retarded.
Someone: I want to shoot cats!
Someone Else: Not here, beyotch! Getcher pussy elsewhere!
by John K. July 08, 2005
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A place where it's becoming legal to shoot cats.
Y'all been up to the northerner parts? Somewhere left a the great lakes is a great place where you can get some GOOD HUNTIN... they even letcha kill the cats!
by Meow April 23, 2005
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1. A state full of cheese, farms, beer, and football fans.

2. A state full of people who are always trying to prove they are better than every other state, especially Illinois and Minnesota (I'm not saying we are better, we're just trying to convince everyone we are. I don't want to start any fights with this statement.)
1. Yes, we do have more types of cheese than people in Wisconsin.

2. Wisconsinite: So, where are you from?
Visitor: <insert state here>
Wisconsinite: Oh, that's sad. You want some cheese? Cheese solves all problems. By the way, did you catch the last Packers game?
by Sarah91 May 30, 2005
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