Wisconsin. Supposedly home of a cow in every backyard, cheese filling the fridge, accents like dis eh?, drunk 9 year olds, tractors on every road, and blizzards in July. No.
Wisconsin has farms and farmers, yes, but that's not all of us. Actually, that's not most of us. Most people here live in cities. Milwaukee, Madison, Green Bay. No farmers there. And that's just a few of the big ones. I'm from Wisconsin and I don't even like cheese that much. Most of us don't make our own cheese or anything like that. We buy some from Wal-Mart.
You hear those news reporters on TV? That is how our accents are, excluding the most northern part of Wisconsin. That accent is called "Standard midwestern", and is what most of the people from Wisconsin speak with.
Not everybody is a heavy drinker, but we do have our fair share. We know what the drinking age is, people.
We have old crappy trucks, we have brand new Porsche's, though most of us fall somewhere inbetween.
We don't just have winter, winter, winter and winter. We have 4 distinct seasons. Winters are very, very cold and snowy, yes. But spring is rainy and warmer, not snowy and cold. Summer is blazing hot and extremely sunny. Fall is cool and crisp, with beautiful colors everywhere.
We don't sit around on our rocking chairs with shotguns loaded, either. We have laptops and iPhones and flat-screen TVs and malls and video games. Wisconsin is normal.
Wisconsin has farms and farmers, yes, but that's not all of us. Actually, that's not most of us. Most people here live in cities. Milwaukee, Madison, Green Bay. No farmers there. And that's just a few of the big ones. I'm from Wisconsin and I don't even like cheese that much. Most of us don't make our own cheese or anything like that. We buy some from Wal-Mart.
You hear those news reporters on TV? That is how our accents are, excluding the most northern part of Wisconsin. That accent is called "Standard midwestern", and is what most of the people from Wisconsin speak with.
Not everybody is a heavy drinker, but we do have our fair share. We know what the drinking age is, people.
We have old crappy trucks, we have brand new Porsche's, though most of us fall somewhere inbetween.
We don't just have winter, winter, winter and winter. We have 4 distinct seasons. Winters are very, very cold and snowy, yes. But spring is rainy and warmer, not snowy and cold. Summer is blazing hot and extremely sunny. Fall is cool and crisp, with beautiful colors everywhere.
We don't sit around on our rocking chairs with shotguns loaded, either. We have laptops and iPhones and flat-screen TVs and malls and video games. Wisconsin is normal.
Californian: OMG. LIKE WISCONSIN. OMG. SO WEIRD AND GROSS SO FULL OF REDNECKS. LIKE OMG.
Wisconsinite: Uhh..not really. *texts on iPhone*
Wisconsinite: Uhh..not really. *texts on iPhone*
by mynameisme. August 07, 2011
1. Cold
2. Football
3. Bitches that fuck to feel "special" (hell yeh, bud!)
4. WOO BEER, let's get drunk! Drinking age ~13
5. Cows
6. Cheese?
7. High school kids that make me wonder why there's not more bomb threats and school shootings (Yikes!)
8. Summer fest/Highway 100/Madison - Hurray!
2. Football
3. Bitches that fuck to feel "special" (hell yeh, bud!)
4. WOO BEER, let's get drunk! Drinking age ~13
5. Cows
6. Cheese?
7. High school kids that make me wonder why there's not more bomb threats and school shootings (Yikes!)
8. Summer fest/Highway 100/Madison - Hurray!
"Hey bud! What's up!?"
"Nothing, what are you up to?"
"Nothing, wanna smoke?"
"Sure, bud!"
Drunk underage female on the Eastside, Wisconsin: "I really wanna fuck you... right now"
10 minutes later..
25 Year Old Male: "How old ar... nevermind.. pass me my beer, bitch"
"Nothing, what are you up to?"
"Nothing, wanna smoke?"
"Sure, bud!"
Drunk underage female on the Eastside, Wisconsin: "I really wanna fuck you... right now"
10 minutes later..
25 Year Old Male: "How old ar... nevermind.. pass me my beer, bitch"
by I'm Emo, but I rock Abrecrombie November 09, 2006
A state that has a GOOD football team. 100x better than illinois Has Americas largest music festival. Smarter than the bastards down in illinois
Those bastards from illinois sure like to go to Wisconsin, fuck, nothing better to do, Illionis sucks!
by Adam March 27, 2005
-those people can drink their asses off
-Badgers Rock
-That 70s show best show ever
-Hottest boys come out of wisconsin
-Cheese
-Packers suck
-Milwaukee is friggin' awesome
-Happy Days is one of the best shows out of the 1970s
-Lake Geneva best resort town in Wisconsin
-people drinking
-can get booze underaged if a parent is their
-Brewer Suck, Go Cubs!
-Badgers Rock
-That 70s show best show ever
-Hottest boys come out of wisconsin
-Cheese
-Packers suck
-Milwaukee is friggin' awesome
-Happy Days is one of the best shows out of the 1970s
-Lake Geneva best resort town in Wisconsin
-people drinking
-can get booze underaged if a parent is their
-Brewer Suck, Go Cubs!
by SnookiBear1988 May 03, 2011
by beerandgirls February 16, 2011
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
