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1. Better than California.
2. Greatest state ever.
3. America's real dairyland (don't listen to those fraud Californian motherfuckers).
4. All 4 seasons.
5. Home of Brett Favre and the Packers
6. Home of the Brewers (they're the Yankees, except they don't buy titles!)
7. Sadly, home of the Bucks.
Wisconsin rocks. Underrated. Fuck you Michigan.
by Detroitsucks May 14, 2007
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The only place in the country where the youth can drink legally...
Under parental supervision.

Kids at a party with alcohol need at least a parent or legal guardian over the age of 21 with a valid drivers license, in the premises for the kids to drink alcohol.
Kid 1: Dude I'm drunk of my ass,

Kid 2: I wish I can drink, but I gotta be 21 or older

Kid 1: Dude! Move to Wisconsin, you just need a parent to be in the same room with you to drink!
by Action Waters September 09, 2009
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Many girls in Wisconsin wear thongs that are visiable to the eye. Wisconsin is a great place to have a party or to get laid!
by Florin Lee February 14, 2005
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We have all four seasons, our summers are hot and our winters are cold. We have cities and country sides, and lots of fresh water. The people here work hard and drink harder. Beer is a form of currency and drank like water. We have the highest bar to person ratio in the nation and beer is served everywhere from family gatherings to church picnics. Wisconsin sells their beer in cases (30 beers) so if you walk into a party with a 6 pack of beer people will know you’re from Illinois, call you a FIB and tell you to get out. Our colleges pre-game harder than the rest of the nation parties. It’s called a bubbler here, not a drinking fountain. Our politicians do what is right, not popular, and we support them for that. We put cheese on everything and last but not least, we’re crazy about the Packers. GO! PACK! GO!
Welcome to Wisconsin. The land of beer, brats and cheese. We're just great people just looking to have a good time.
by Wisconsin's finest February 14, 2013
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An awesome state that is a paradise for outdoorsmen and city dwellers alike. It is illogical to call it "Minnesota Junior," being that it has a larger population than Minnesota by over 400,000. Madison rocks, it's easily the coolest state capitol and has one of the sweetest colleges in the country. Milwaukee offers all the amenities of a metropolis without being as much of a black hole for state resources like the Twin Cities or Chicago. Hurray for my northeastern neighbor Wisconsin.
While it is possible that Wisconsin is the best state in the Midwest, the Hawkeyes will always be better than the Badgers.
by Midwestern Son July 05, 2005
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