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the largest suburb of chicago il.
wisconsin is only good for beer, cheese, fireworks, brats, ammo and bait all of which are purchaseable at a gas station
by jizzle dizzle July 24, 2006
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A state that is somehow more populated than Minnesota, but has about 100 times less to offer the world. They also have a total douchebag as a governor who only answers to his corporate overlords. I really feel bad for the people that got screwed by his actions. You are welcome to move to Illinois, where human beings are actually valued.

They have an NFL team in a town that really has no business having one (hey, let's give one to every mediocre small-sized town while we are at it). Their largest city is a suburb of Chicago. The state is overshadowed by such regional "power-players" as Indiana and Michigan.

Yes, I am aware that it has beer and fireworks. Big fuckin deal... so does every state in the U.S. South, and that is the nation's anus. Beer an Fireworks are not a measure of excellence.

Wisconsin does have some good things though. Their school system was one of the best in the country, but I am sure Scott Walker will have none of that in the future. Madison is kind of pretty, and cheese curds cannot be beat.
Bill: Hey let's go to Wisconsin

Ted: Cool, what are we going to do there?

Bill: um... they have beer and fireworks.

Ted: Safeway has beer too.

Bill: Yes... that is true.

Ted: ...and wtf are we going to do with fireworks? Besides there are women in THIS state that DON'T have facial hair... let's go set off some of them.

Bill: True... fuck Wisconsin.
by Flick507 May 08, 2011
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1. worst state in the US

2. an act of rubbing and scratching your partner's clit with your bigger toe and nail durring sexual activity
I just accidentaly did a wisconsin to myself
by lolrwnclown January 09, 2005
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Wisconsin is a midwestern U.S. state with coastlines on 2 Great Lakes (Michigan and Superior) and an interior of forests and dairy cow farms. Milwaukee, the largest city, is known for the Milwaukee Public Museum, with its numerous re-created international villages, and the Harley-Davidson Museum, displaying classic motorcycles. Several cheese companies are based in Milwaukee, and many offer tours. The main economy in Wisconsin is dairy, and newborns that are lactose intolerant will have their head severed. Wisconsin is now developing microchips to implant into their citizens' fingers, and this will help them "Search, Seek, and Destroy all lactose intolerant people", according to Wisconsin.gov, the Official Website of the State of Wisconsin
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Boy I should probably move to California because I don't want to have my head severed by the Wisconsin Government

My brother new a lactose intolerant person once and he got assassinated by Wisconsin dairy ninjas
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Billy: Hey Dad can we go to the Dells?
Dad: Sure Billy Minnesota Junior is nice during the summer!
by Bill January 05, 2005
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A state who's residents couldn't drive right if their life depended on it. Wisconsinites can't drive worth shit. Ilinois drivers are the best! Wisconsin drivers are overly cautious to the point where they cause accidents. You have to be aggressive like Chicago drivers.
"That idiot acts like he doesn't understand the concept of a 4-way stop." "He must be from Wisconsin." "Well, I'll be damned, he has a Wisconsin license plate." "That dickhead!"

"Chicago drivers Rock!"
by Britt March 19, 2005
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