wired

1. Displaying or feeling or stating things that would lead others to believe you are overly stimulated or hyperactive due to the influence of sugar, caffeine, or other substances such as amphetamines

2. Extremely excited about something.

3. Connected to the Internet.

1) That extra cup of coffee has me so wired I'm going to stay up all night writing Urban Dictionary entries!

2) I'm wired about getting wired to the Dark Web!

by Richard Allan Cooper August 5, 2016

wired

Being high as hell on any one of the following:

Weed, blow, Vitamin E, LSD, the list goes on and on...

Let's get WIRED!

by Rico July 25, 2003

wired

A Philadelphia, PA radio station called Wired 96.5

Wired 96.5 plays ish-loads of music

by Nick September 3, 2004

Wired

Wired is another word for angry,mad, triggered, heated, etc...

"Yo I'm wired right now"
"Why bro"
"The fucking cavs lost the finals"

by M.g.15 June 20, 2017

wired

a form of bdsm involving electrostimulation and sometimes bondage

i wired that babe and she came like the nile...

by d00d October 2, 2004

Wired

Used to describe an all natural waffle infused with 200mg of caffeine. An energy snack released in the US in the 3rd quarter of 2011 by Kokopelli Holdings in Seattle Washington.

I ate a Wired Waffle for breakfast and I am ready to play Call of Duty all night long.

A Wired Waffle has the caffeine content of 2 1/2 Red Bulls.

by Wired Wyatt December 27, 2011

wired

In Texas Hold'em Poker, paired cards in the hole.

I was holding wired aces, so I called his pre-flop bet.

by Coell May 13, 2005