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gary: I really hurt my wrist this morning.
Sheila: what happened?
Gary: I took a bad poop and tried to wipe too fast. Now I've got wipelash!
Sheila: what happened?
Gary: I took a bad poop and tried to wipe too fast. Now I've got wipelash!
by Urban humor August 12, 2017
Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021