When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.
I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.
by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018
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To have sex with someone who is on their period
Darren: “yo bro didn’t you stay the night at jens house last night?”

Chad: “hell yeah bro she was on her period tho. But you know I’m always down to wipe out tomato town
by Frankbankskank42 April 13, 2021
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The embarrassment that stems from the sound of wiping one's ass in a public toilet.
I had instant wipe shame knowing three other guys were in the bathroom and heard me both pulling and using the paper to wipe my ass.
by Notepadow December 23, 2016
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When someone helps you out/ something good happens.
Josh really wipes my ass when he sends me the answers to the ENED homework.
by The Appliance Guy March 23, 2021
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When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up there with a big wad of TP and give it the old wipe start. Works like a charm.
I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse a wipe start. Floodgates open!
by WedgySisters September 04, 2021
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The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.

Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"
John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man
by John Dale March 28, 2012
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The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.
"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.

"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
by Jakylnpsa August 01, 2017
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