Urban Dictionary: wipe it

A wet wipe is an insult used to describe an old hag calling ponty pandy car insurance company.

"You fucking wet wipe"

by willy wanger April 27, 2021

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someone that has over 10/10 reps on orochi

Virgin Todd- hey wanna play some for honor, i have 10/10 reps on orochi
Chad warden main- go kys wet wipe

by BingusCat January 08, 2021

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Omg will is such a wet wipe
Ikr

by Okbestie October 26, 2020

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When a male wipes a females ass with his whiskers.

"Hey man, did you go down on her?"
"Nah, but I gave her a whisker wipe"

by Shotsofhenney March 15, 2017

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When you are taking a shit and you go to online Dating (Tinder) and swipe whilst in the midst of your bowel movement. When finished wiping, swipe and wipe is complete.

I matched with her during swipe and wipe.

by Eric PH November 07, 2020

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Swiping and wiping

To tinder and masterbate

Hey Rick how's the dating scene going? A lot of swiping and wiping.

by TheHANDS March 16, 2016

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Someone who doesn’t understand anything and gets things wrong

Omg your such a willy wipe

by Ariprince123 May 21, 2021

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