the act of one who extremely fucks something up, then someone else has to fix it. then the person who fucks it up takes credit for the good work of the other person. derived from the last name winter.
mike: how does it look??? good huh...
the rest of man kind: i think you are in the process of winterizing it, it may be already be winterized...
the rest of man kind: i think you are in the process of winterizing it, it may be already be winterized...
by mitcha August 01, 2006
Winterize is related to sork'd and refers to the business traveller that suffers a self-inflicted sork-ing: meaning that no one is buying or bringing them alcoholic drinks, instead they consume them all on their own and get smashed at a business event. Term originates from the northern activity of pouring chemicals into vehicles and pipes to prepare them for a long winter storage (nap), as "winterizing" typically results in a business traveller sleeping through the next day's meetings as they suffer through the Malaysian Flu.
by Bobby Blackeyes January 18, 2009
One of four seasons, starting on December 21st, and ending on March 21st.
It is widely enjoyed by kids, due to activities such as Snowmen-making, Tubing, Snowmobiling, and Skiing.
However it is widely despised by anyone above the age of 16, due to activities such as scraping a car's windshield clean of ice, dangerous driving conditions, and higher heating bills.
Plus it puts quite the damper on smoking outside.
Note: People who live in states such as California, Texas, Florida, etc., are usually shunned for complaining about this season.
It is widely enjoyed by kids, due to activities such as Snowmen-making, Tubing, Snowmobiling, and Skiing.
However it is widely despised by anyone above the age of 16, due to activities such as scraping a car's windshield clean of ice, dangerous driving conditions, and higher heating bills.
Plus it puts quite the damper on smoking outside.
Note: People who live in states such as California, Texas, Florida, etc., are usually shunned for complaining about this season.
*Little Timmy (age 8) runs up to his brother John (age 17)*
Timmy: HEY big brother!!! It's winter! Wanna go build a snowman?!?!"
John: Go fuck yourself.
Timmy: HEY big brother!!! It's winter! Wanna go build a snowman?!?!"
John: Go fuck yourself.
by Bloodmeat January 20, 2009
A woman whose tubes have been tied and can no longer become pregnant. Similar to closing a cottage when the pipes are shut off because it will no longer be inhabited.
Hey, you and Kelly already have 5 kids...you thinking about having anymore? No chance, she was winterized last year.
by Daisycutter December 14, 2010
by BLM04 May 04, 2010
a beautiful girl, with brown hair and big beautiful green eyes, a smile that will melt your heart. She is independent and will not take any bull from anyone. She is strong willed and will achieve all her goals in life and be a leader to all that know her.
Winter
by Loving Mother February 03, 2010
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