One of the nicest dudes you will ever meet with a 7.5 inch penis.
Winston is the man
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Prior to 2004, the NASCAR Winston Cup Series' all-star exhibition race held at Lowe's Motor Speedway in Charlotte, NC. Previous race winners (up to the previous running), as well as the winners of an "open" race (The Winston Open) and a "sprint" race (The No Bull Sprint/No Bull 25's) would race for a handsome purse (the winner received $1 million in 2003).

Starting in 2004, the race will be known as the NASCAR Nextel All-Star Challenge.
The Winston was the ultimate fans' race.
by D2RCR January 31, 2004
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The mythical IT/Facilities guy who 'fixes' things that don't need fixing so they *become* broken, or who never appears at all but is always "going to be here next week."
noob drone: "GD it, why don't I have a dial tone this morning? My phone worked yesterday!"

wally-drone: "Dunno. I guess Winston fixed it."

noob drone: "Who the f*k is Winston?? I need my phone to work!"

wally-drone: "He's the phone guy! Just do your best. I think he'll be back next week."
by Willy Codewell July 30, 2012
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A person who is completely incapable of eating anything without having it go all over their face. Like a small child, this person will also not clean up after themselves, call people mummy and needs constant care.
Steph: Did you go to lunch today with your boyfriend.

Courtney: Ugh....yeah, hes such a Winston, its disgusting.
by magspell December 03, 2011
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The winstons, also known as alcoholism, is a strong dependency on alcoholic beverages. It is mainly used to describe a raging alcoholic who still manages to keep his life in order and possibly even save England from Hitler.
"Larry's got a bad case of the winstons... That guy was totally drunk when he presented his doctoral dissertation."
by Greg O'neal September 13, 2005
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noun, plural winstons.
1.
a potato;
2.
a person or object bearish strong resemblance to a potato;
3.
potato based edibles.
"I'll have some more mashed winstons please"
"could you pass the Winston sticks (french fries) please"
"would you like that with a baked winston?"
by StevieJanowsky February 13, 2018
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A British five pound note, or fiver, named for the likeness of Winston Churchill printed on the edition of the notes used from 2016 onwards.
I weed all over my Winston, but fortunately the hydrophobic coating meant that after a good shaking it was accepted by the Lidl self-service till.

Bro you need to get rid of your Winstons, they are made out of pig sperm.
by nomorelatebus April 02, 2017
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