The name of a boy who is one of the nicest people you will meet. He’s hilarious and witty and can make you smile when your sad. He is usually Asian. His jokes are sometimes questionable. Your mother will probably think he is a bad influence but that’s ok. He sometimes takes pictures of his sisters butt. All the girls want him because he’s just that cool. If you find a Winston make sure you scoop him up because he will probably make you some pretty awesome jewelry
My buddy Winston
by Oakleythedog June 06, 2019
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Every girl has one, he’s the friend there boyfriends hate. Any hint of trouble and he’s there telling her she can do better. With impeccable timing he appears in her hour of need to comfort and support her. The sad thing is she thinks he’s a sweetie and her best friend, he just wants to get into her pants but doesn’t have the guts 2 ask her out.
Lucy: I cant believe he could be so insensitive.

Winston: don’t worry babe, you can do loads better. Tell you what, come over my house and I’ll make you dinner then we can snuggle on the sofa and watch films together.
by winston's girl August 23, 2010
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The name given to a small and cute penis!
"What a cute little Winston you have!"
by usmc97 December 18, 2012
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A Winston is the opposite of a Chad but yet quite the little specimen. This person( typically a boi) will mess you up if you talk trash about anime, metal music, and etc. This person loves video games but has a good physique.
(Guy 1)Woah!!! Dude, did you see that guy?!?

(Guy 2) yea man that boi on fire... I think that's Winston.
by Yeetus_beetus July 30, 2019
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Winston, also known as Wip, is a vile creature, too busy gaming to deal with the struggles of life and being a human. Winston does not have time for filthy femoids, instead he spends his precious hours dashing. Winston is considered by his peers to be a god, seeing as he can tolerate any amount of his own physical abuse and force his body to come back better than before. Winston does whatever he wants, whenever he wants, and is a complete sociopath.

An immortal being, Winston will end all life and start anew
Person 1: "Winston just stole a whole bag of sheep hearts

Person 2: "why?"

Person 1: "because he thought it would be funny"
by CHADBEATS_ June 07, 2019
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Sombra: Did you see that Winston
Genji:Yeah he’s being a fat jumpy monkey boy
by Anonomous Persona October 04, 2019
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