Winston is short stabby person
Person 1: Hey I hear you and Winston are friends right?
Person 2: Yeah, please send help
by Oofoof12457 July 03, 2021
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that butler from tomb raider that most people locked him in the freezer
he keeps following lara croft around with tea (making a lot of rattling noise) and also keeps farting and groaning
and i just dont know how lara can just stand the smell of the farts
a kid: OH SHIT ITS THAT CREEPY GUY AGAIN!
*locks the winston in the freezer*
a kid: now you'll never catch me!
Winston: DAMMIT WHY PEOPLE HATE ME? :(
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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According to all known laws

of aviation, there is no way Winston
shouldn't be able to fly.
by OfficiallyWinston February 10, 2021
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When something goes bad shit crazy and everything sucks
1-Bro 2020 has been so fucking Winston

2-First person: Man, I just saw some chick running down the street with no clothes on.

Second person: What a Winston dude.
by Read my shit man November 28, 2020
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Someone who is going through a identity crisis
Me: Am I Winston? Am I struggling?
Winston: No it’s me I’m the Winston
by Esileandeiddam January 19, 2019
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