place. Tiny, polite city proudly built between the granite bedrock of the shield and the cambrian silt that is Canada. Once the territory of a proud indigenous people who were badly advised and shuffled to obscurity, Winnipeg has become the twelfth tawdriest city in north america and the home of the seventh-best hockey team in Canada. Grain elevating and rock-sorting remain the leading industries altjough vestiges of fishing and a shrinking tourism industry survive. Annual floods have made home-building a prosperous undertaking and a large diorama in the newly built interpretive centre illustrates how the Red river overflows it’s banks in the same places every year and floods the ssme homes.
Want to go to Winnipeg in the spring?

If I can take my canoe!
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1) A frozen shithole
2) A dogshit dildo
3) Fucking over
4) Steven Stapleton's armpit
5) Mandatory scat feed
6) Dog pooh
7) A boiling pot of cranberries
Die Winnipeg Die Die Die Fuckers Die
by TheKeithD November 10, 2008
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Though it’s the capital of Manitoba, the noun Winnipeg is sometimes used as a general derogatory term when a person wants to insult another.

Often used as a substitute for “fuck” Winnipeg can be used to insult anyone or anything.

Known for voting NDP, the inhabitants of Winnipeg are truly lacking common sense, thus the noun “Winnipegger” was born.
Look at that fool, what a Winnipegger. Or: I am sick and tired of you bull shit, just Winnipeg off and get outta my face...you Winnipegger.
by Frankieoooooooooo June 6, 2007
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When a fat native chick fucks a gay guy with a strap on while either high on meth or fentanyl, drunk from drinking hand sanitizer or mouthwash, on welfare, and/or after getting jumped
Where’s Jen and Matt?

“Oh they’re Winnipegging”

Yikes.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023
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A process used by locals of the city of Winnipeg. The check consists of scanning any public area in the city for people you know, as the chances are good that you will know someone.
Alright guys, hold on, Winnipeg Check...Nope.
by Trrl August 15, 2010
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A two-day or three-day weekend.
Pamela mentions to her friend - 'Hey! When's it gonna warm up?' Angie says: Ha-ha, a 'Winnipeg summer' - that's a weekend! Guess you missed it when you went to Toronto last week. Remember, this is Winterpeg we live in. Phoenix - it's not.
by Century25 September 26, 2013
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Left in '96, back in 2011. The NHL franchise with the greatest and loudest fans in the entire league. Anyone who disagrees has not been to the MTS Centre.
Winnipeg Jets. We're back baby
by guitarhero2 January 14, 2012
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