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faecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus
that winnet is a bugger to remove
by Marty March 22, 2005
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Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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a small peice of shit that is dried onto, or dangling from an ass pube.

this can be used as the ultimate insult. as a winnet isnt even a peice of shit, its a peice of shit that got left behind to rot on an ass pube.


' you fackin winnet '
by dj mick k July 24, 2008
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The little poo brick that gets stuck in the eye of a penis after going to brown town
I rode the chocolate highway last night and ended up with a winnet!
by Melsey76 March 07, 2018
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the pieces of poo stuck in your bumhair from not wiping your ass enough
shit i ran out of toilet roll, pieces of poo will gather around the bumhair,called winnets
by stevieb100 October 12, 2007
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